Is anyone as confused about teenage dating as I am? The Princess now has a boyfriend- er, excuse me,
I think she has a boyfriend, but she says I'm not to call him that yet. What?!? She says they are only
dating, they are not in a relationship. Yeah, thanks for clearing that right up.
She gets so mad at me because I can't understand this. Apparently, there are
stages to this dating thing. First you
talk. Talk about what, I don't know. Then you
date. Then you
go out. So what are you doing when you
date? Do you not GO OUT ON A DATE!!!?!!! Apparently there is some difference that I just can't see because as the P tells me- I am old. We did things differently back before the earth's crust cooled. Apparently by the time you reach the
go out stage you have decided to be boyfriend/girlfriend. I only know this because she came home from school and told me K had asked her friend N out. And being the dinosaur that I am, I said " Oh how nice, where is he taking her?" I got the famous Princess eye roll and the huge sigh. I mean, why can't I understand this? It's clear as mud, right?
All I know is he better be something important to her, since I came home from work the other night and found him draped all over her on my sofa while watching a movie. So if he's not her boyfriend, what is he, her
blanket? Whoa, that just earned me another eye roll...